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-- smeggedOff on July 23rd at 14:17 --

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

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-- smeggedOff on July 22nd at 17:57 --

man, naruto got weird

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-- smeggedOff on July 21st at 17:39 --

flameraven:

andythanfiction:

liquid-pickle:

baw-bee:

sophieonpage:

thegoddamazon:

I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

Legitimately turned on by this

This is the best thing.

Oh my god

I don’t even know this fandom and this is cool.

Reason #999 why the cartoon will always be ONE MILLION PERCENT better than that travesty of a movie. They did so much research and put so much detail in you don’t even notice.

Bonus trivia: Toph got a unique martial arts style to match her distinct version of Earthbending (Southern Praying Mantis style, I think) which the creators found out later was (according to legend) invented by a blind woman. Totally a coincidence, but still so fucking cool.

(If you don’t watch the show, Toph is both blind from birth and the best damn Earthbender in the world. Also, GO WATCH THE SHOW.)

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-- smeggedOff on July 6th at 21:39 --

Kyousougiga OP ◆ 'Koko'

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-- smeggedOff on July 5th at 00:44 --

smeggedoff:

cyborgjen:

smeggedoff:

cyborgjen:

i am both thrilled by and horrified by the idea that i could form another identity and someone who knows me could find it out

What if it turned out you already HAD another identity, and YOU were the one that found out?

Mah, my last foray into dying my hair (also purple) didn’t have fantastic results. Doesn’t help that I’m too lazy to keep redoing it so me roots got real bad. 

But yanno, whatever works for you

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-- smeggedOff on July 5th at 00:36 --

cyborgjen:

smeggedoff:

cyborgjen:

i am both thrilled by and horrified by the idea that i could form another identity and someone who knows me could find it out

What if it turned out you already HAD another identity, and YOU were the one that found out?

then i’d cry because i’d be turning into leti and i don’t want to be swlihn’s bitch

Nah, you don’t have blue hair

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-- smeggedOff on July 5th at 00:21 --

cyborgjen:

i am both thrilled by and horrified by the idea that i could form another identity and someone who knows me could find it out

What if it turned out you already HAD another identity, and YOU were the one that found out?

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-- smeggedOff on July 4th at 15:47 --

devonianechoes:

An amazing Twitch Red at Jafax this weekend, complete with All-Terrain Venomoth.
After getting his photo, he handed me his business card.

devonianechoes:

An amazing Twitch Red at Jafax this weekend, complete with All-Terrain Venomoth.

After getting his photo, he handed me his business card.

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-- smeggedOff on July 3rd at 19:32 --

geordiescrawl:

Oh, FMA brotherhood’s on netflix, let’s go watch that.

*some episodes later*

"You should go see Shou Tucker"

Me: Nope, nope nope, nope, nope.jpeg

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-- smeggedOff on July 2nd at 00:00 --

generalcailyth:

cyborgjen:

where is that spider i saw it on my desk a moment ago: a chilling horror story

is that a spider or is it a knot of hair: an intermittent tale

shit shit shit i just saw it move: the pre-sequel

God damn it I just stomped really hard on my headphones: the wayans bros parody

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